This is How The Universe Unravels

HFSG!!!!!

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:12 -0400

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS!!!!! DOCTOR WHO FINALE!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!

Putting the finishing touches on @michelledeidre’s mix...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:02:38 -0400

Putting the finishing touches on @michelledeidre’s mix tape. #doctorwho

@riocarmine (at Mad Hatter Pub and Grill)

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 01:08:25 -0400

@riocarmine (at Mad Hatter Pub and Grill)

I’m playing #tabletopday #regram @riocarmine (at...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 21:01:53 -0400

I’m playing #tabletopday #regram @riocarmine (at Trailhead Cafe)

I’m playing #tabletopday #cthulhufluxx (at Trailhead Cafe)

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:14:49 -0400

I’m playing #tabletopday #cthulhufluxx (at Trailhead Cafe)

I’m playing #tabletopday D&D @feliciaday...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:33:58 -0400

I’m playing #tabletopday D&D @feliciaday @geekandsundry (at Trailhead Cafe)

I’m playing #tabletopday #carcassonne (at Trailhead Cafe)

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:59:56 -0400

I’m playing #tabletopday #carcassonne (at Trailhead Cafe)

I’m playing #tabletopday with this super old copy of...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 08:26:39 -0400

I’m playing #tabletopday with this super old copy of Scrabble. #1948 (at Trailhead Cafe)

Games

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:13:09 -0400

She played the same games, over and over, in front of the men she had played them with before.

Vampire Kisses

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:35:05 -0500

A single bite mark, painted over by a lipstick kiss.

Follower Appreciation

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 21:46:07 -0500

I’ve noticed that there are a lot of people out there that make a big deal out of every new follower. I know the majority of my followers in real life but thanks for following me, those of you who don’t know me in the flesh.

seenontabletop: This photo was taken during my family’s annual...

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 11:05:08 -0500

seenontabletop:

This photo was taken during my family’s annual thanksgiving celebration this past year.

I was introduced to this game by a lovely couple from Michigan by the name of Cherish and Ross this fall. Thanks guys for being awesome and changing my gaming experience one more time.

I usually don’t reblog but this was my submission so I feel I have to. Thanks Wil and team for posting my submission and sparking my interest for new gaming experiences that lead me to this discovery in the first place

The Musketeer Live Tweet Archive

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:55:46 -0500

Hey there everyone. I’ve finally done a new live tweet session. It was for a really awful movie from a while back called The Musketeer. It starred a bunch of people, but most notably Tim Roth of Reservoir Dogs and Four Rooms and pretty much no one else that was any good. it’s definitely not my best but I’m a little rusty. I also just realized going through all of these that I missed a really good Soul-Glo joke.

Okay here we go. #livetweetthemovies

I haven’t decided what to live tweet yet but I’m starting in just a few minutes. #livetweetthemovies

I was thinking of live tweeting the “Encounter at Farpoint” episodes of TNG but I’ll wait for @wilw to follow me first. #livetweetthemovies

So instead I’m tweeting the musketeer staring… People I guess. #livetweetthemovies #theMusketeer.

Before I begin I’d like to say I watched this once in the theatre when it came out. #theMusketeer

And go. #theMusketeer

I look weird at the library with 2 iDevices going at the same time. #theMusketeer

France couldn’t win wars until Napoleon and then they lost again even then. #theMusketeer

I thought this movie was about Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears. #theMusketeer #morelikethemouseketeer

Oh Tim Roth. I’m glad you made a comeback after this movie. #theMusketeer

But I love how he kicks the kid in the face like a boss. #theMusketeer

I’m pretty sure I can’t spell the lead characters name. #theMusketeer #dartaneon?

Steven Rea looks like Tim Curry in that picture. #samecharacter #theMusketeer

The stunt coordinators initials are XXX. I wish he worked in porn. #theMusketeer

14 years later, this movie still doesn’t hold up. #actuallyitmight. #theMusketeer

They don’t sound French. There are too many different accents actually. #theMusketeer

D’Artagnon can fly apparently. #theMusketeer

This seems like a fight made from out takes of pirates of the Caribbean. #theMusketeer

And D’Artagnon looks like Johnny Depp #theMusketeer

The old man has sleeve guns. What is this, Ford Fairlane? #theMusketeer

Tim Roth will always be the badass of my heart. #iloveyouhoneybunny #theMusketeer

Drunk Musketeers. #theMusketeer

I think Arimis is played by the guy from Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels. #theMusketeer

I love how the bad guy is working for the church but isn’t religious. #theMusketeer

American, British and drunk are all the accents in this scene. #theMusketeer

Mena Suvari’s dialogue sounds like something from the Gilmore Girls. #theMusketeer

This old guy sounds like Andre the Giant #theMusketeer

Finally some French people in France. #theMusketeer

How can you be more musketeer than another person? #theMusketeer

The old exploding barrel trick. Acme inc. might actually have been worth a damn back in the 17th century. #theMusketeer

And apparently these musketeers think they are Danny Glover. #imtoooldforthis #theMusketeer

I always thought it was funny how they were called the three musketeers when there were always four. #theMusketeer

“You! New guy! Throw this knife!” I love the way they worked back then. #theMusketeer

Is that booger from revenge of the nerds doing a panty raid in the ceiling? #theMusketeer

Crocodiles in the sewer is older than I thought. #urbanlegends #theMusketeer

The methane in the sewer would explode with those giant torches I’m pretty sure. #theMusketeer

Blood in the apron isn’t from cutting meat dude. #theMusketeer

The queen is coming onto D’Artagnan. #theMusketeer\

The hilarity of watching people who don’t know how to cook try to cook. #theMusketeer

Alexander Dumas seriously wrote some dull shit about cool dudes. #theMusketeer

This fight scene has nothing on the barrel one earlier in the movie. #theMusketeer

And oil to flame equals flaming assailant. #theMusketeer

There is a great the peasants are revolting joke in here somewhere. #historyoftheworldpartone #theMusketeer

Isn’t that the guy from earlier at the bar? #theMusketeer

Mena Suvari has all the charm of Alexis Bliedel and Kristen Stewarts combined talents. #theMusketeer

I love how the fact that a candle gets blown out is the signal that someone is in the room. #theMusketeer

Richelieu is such a badass. #theMusketeer

Enter Tim Roth with his pimp strut. #theMusketeer

And this scene reminds me of the training scene in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. #theMusketeer

Aremis has an awesome jerrycurl. #theMusketeer

The French king looks like Jesse Pinkman a little. #theMusketeer

I do love a good caper, don’t you chaps. #theMusketeer

The queen is hot. #theMusketeer

The movie is called the Musketeer. How can you say you’re not a musketeer? #theMusketeer

That hessian had it coming. #theMusketeer

“Shit! We’re being followed. Do you think we should go faster?” #theMusketeer

I think this movie thought the carriage scene in Maverick wasn’t badass enough. #theMusketeer

He just flew again. It’s like he’s the French superman. #theMusketeer

Blowing up bridges like a mothaeffing boss. #theMusketeer

He has a magic whistling technique that only calls his one horse. #theMusketeer

“Hello. My name is D’Artagnan. You killed my father and mother. Prepare to die.” #theMusketeer #princessbride

Dude. They just shot D’Artagnan while he was trying wash Mena Suvari’s stank off. #theMusketeer #

I wish I was Tim Roth right now. #theMusketeer

Killing kids for sport. #theMusketeer

He is the best villain since the sheriff of Nottingham in the BBC Robin Hood. #theMusketeer

Oh. He didn’t kill the little girl. Nevermind. Not quite as awesome as I thought he was. #theMusketeer

This guy playing D’Artagnan is really bad. #theMusketeer

This is really boring when they are not fighting. It’s all politics and shit. And not even in a funny way like In The Loop #theMusketeer

Ooooh fighting. Aaaaannnnd it’s over. #theMusketeer

Return of the jerrycurl! #theMusketeer

Oh, now you can throw a knife. Only 45 minutes later. Pssh. #theMusketeer

This creepy drunk guy is really starting to piss me off - d’Artagnan #theMusketeer

When is this guy going to be a fucking musketeer already? #theMusketeer

There are always way more or way less than three musketeers. I don’t know how they got their name. #theMusketeer

With all this cannon fire, there won’t be many musketeers left to raid the castle. #theMusketeer

What the hell are the doing with that carriage? #theMusketeer

“I just knew he was going to blow something up again.” “Yeah, it was in the script dude.” #theMusketeer

The new GI Joe trailer has a rope fight scene just like this one except with a whole mountain. #theMusketeer

And a lot less sucking it looks like. #snakeeyesforlife #theMusketeer

Fixing some problems. #theMusketeer

And we’re back. #theMusketeer

That was easily the longest time it took for someone to get shot. #theMusketeer

If everyone around me stopped fighting to watch two guys fight, I’d start just stabbing everyone not on my team. #theMusketeer

While everything else has been pretty lame, this ladder fight is cool. #theMusketeer

Who dives head first down a ladder? Seriously! #theMusketeer

Everyone is making eyes at the queen like they all fucked and were in love with her. #theMusketeer

Oh D’Artagnan. You should have killed him a while back. #theMusketeer

So judging by the sound cue, the movie is finally over. Yay! #theMusketeer

So in all, this movie still is awful but its really not that great. #theMusketeer

That’ll do it for this episode of #livetweetthemovies with me. It was good to be back. #theMusketeer

Casanova Frankenstein

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:35:49 -0500

He built her in his head, out of all his ex girlfriends and girls from TV.

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Santa is a such a fucking pig.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:31:34 -0500

Santa is a such a fucking pig.

Are-Ee-Es-Pee-Ee-See-Tee

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 01:33:25 -0500

I hate that I disrespect you so much. I’d like to make it up to you by disrespecting you some more.

This has been a great thanksgiving. #smashup

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:55:42 -0500

This has been a great thanksgiving. #smashup

All That She Wants

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 01:13:57 -0500

She wanted to be in love with him again, but just couldn’t muster up the courage.

These survived a fire. #deaditeDVDs

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 21:54:31 -0500

These survived a fire. #deaditeDVDs

Sugarloaf USA pretending to be Colorado in my mind. @itstallgirl...

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 09:04:53 -0500

Sugarloaf USA pretending to be Colorado in my mind. @itstallgirl (at Sugarloaf)